another moral hangover. fuck.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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