Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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