I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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