spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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