oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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