you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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