love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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