just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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