I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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