There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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