so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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