come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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