Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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