Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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