he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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