I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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