IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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