angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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