we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Randomize
