she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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