this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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