Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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