I am spending my child support on dildos
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
