I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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