i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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