Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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