So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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