Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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