hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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