Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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