Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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