i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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