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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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