Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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