I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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