Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
