neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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