SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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