Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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