come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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