I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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