Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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