so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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