So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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