AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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