are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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