Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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