Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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