So drunk its hurt
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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