he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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