Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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