im drinking this country out of the recession.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Randomize
