Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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