Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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