chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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