i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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